Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Etiquette has no regard for moral qualities.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Fix yourself upon the wealthy. In a word, take this for a golden rule through life: Never, never have a friend that is poorer than yourself.
--Douglas William Jerrold
God said, 'Let us make man in our image.' Man said, 'Let us make God in our image.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Gravity is more suggestive than convincing.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in strangers' gardens.
--Douglas William Jerrold
I would like to have a second chance at my first love.
--Douglas William Jerrold
In this world truth can wait; she is used to it.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Literature, like a gypsy, to be picturesque, should be a little ragged.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Luck, mere luck may make even madness wisdom.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Malice blunts the point of wit.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Man owes two solemn debts- one to society, and one to nature. It is only when he pays the second that he covers the first.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Modesty is a bright dish-cover, which makes us fancy there is something very nice underneath it.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Nature designed us to be of good cheer.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Religion's in the heart, not in the knees.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Rogues are prone to find things before they are lost.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Self-defense is the clearest of all laws; and for this reason- the lawyers didn't make it.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
--Douglas William Jerrold
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.
--Douglas William Jerrold
The sharp employ the sharp; verily, a man may be known by his attorney.
--Douglas William Jerrold
The ugliest of trades have their moments of pleasure. Now, if I were a grave-digger, or even a hangman, there are some people I could work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
--Douglas William Jerrold
There are a good many pious people who are as careful of their religion as of their best service of china, only using it on holy occasions, for fear it should get chipped or flawed in working-day wear.
--Douglas William Jerrold
There are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.
--Douglas William Jerrold
Troubles are like babies- they only grow by nursing.
--Douglas William Jerrold
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