America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet.
--Dick Gregory
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only time we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.
--Dick Gregory
Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
--Dick Gregory
Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.
--Dick Gregory
For a black man, there's no difference between the North and the South. In the South, they don't mind how close I get, as long as I don't get too big. In the North, they don't mind how big I get, as long as I don't get too close.
--Dick Gregory
Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
--Dick Gregory
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
--Dick Gregory
I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
--Dick Gregory
I waited at the counter of a white restaurant for eleven years. When they finally integrated, they didn't have what I wanted.
--Dick Gregory
I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.
--Dick Gregory
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
--Dick Gregory
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
--Dick Gregory
In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.
--Dick Gregory
In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago it's a sport.
--Dick Gregory
Just being a Negro doesn't qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
--Dick Gregory
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: 'We don't serve colored people here.' I said: 'that's all right, I don't eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.'
--Dick Gregory
Love is man's natural endowment, but he doesn't know how to use it. He refuses to recognize the power of love because of his love of power.
--Dick Gregory
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.
--Dick Gregory
One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
--Dick Gregory
Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
--Dick Gregory
Race baiters and discriminators may go underground, but they never move out of town.
--Dick Gregory
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
--Dick Gregory
Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.
--Dick Gregory
The only good thing about the good old days is they're gone.
--Dick Gregory
The universe is not rich enough to buy the vote of an honest man.
--Dick Gregory
This isn't a revolution of black against white; this is a revolution of right against wrong.
--Dick Gregory
Usually an elected official who has compromised to get nominated, compromised to get elected, and compromised repeatedly to stay in office.
--Dick Gregory
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
--Dick Gregory
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
--Dick Gregory
You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven't got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don't need, you can't be white.
--Dick Gregory
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