A tough lesson in life that one has to learn is that not everybody wishes you well.
Always marry a woman from Texas. No matter how tough things get, she's seen tougher.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.
And now the sequence of events in no particular order.
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
I think you can be an honest person and lie about any number of things.
I wouldn't touch that with an eleven-foot pole, which is the pole I reserve for things I won't touch with a ten-foot pole.
If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a handgun.
If all difficulties were known at the outset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all.
If Thomas Edison invented the electric light today, Dan Rather would report it on CBS news as 'candle making industry threatened.'
In dealing with the press, do yourself a favor, stick with one of three responses: (a) I know and I can tell you; (b) I know and I can't tell you; (c) I don't know.
Never eat spinach just before going on the air.
The press is a watchdog. Not an attack dog. Not a lapdog. A watchdog. Now, a watchdog can't be right all the time. He doesn't bark only when he sees or smells something that's dangerous. A good watchdog barks at things that are suspicious.
This race is hotter than a Times Square Rolex.
When the going gets weird, anchormen punt.
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