Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
--Chris Hardwick
Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
--Chris Hardwick
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.
--Chris Hardwick
I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.
--Chris Hardwick
It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.
--Chris Hardwick
Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.
--Chris Hardwick
Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.
--Chris Hardwick
Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.
--Chris Hardwick
Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
--Chris Hardwick
Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
--Chris Hardwick
The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.
--Chris Hardwick
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
--Chris Hardwick
When you don't take an aggressive role in shaping your thoughts, feelings, and perceptions, you become a helpless passenger floating through the
--Chris Hardwick
Worry is a misuse of your imagination.
--Chris Hardwick
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