Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.
Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.
I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.
It's so much easier to give advice than to take it.
Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.
Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.
Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.
Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.
Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
When you don't take an aggressive role in shaping your thoughts, feelings, and perceptions, you become a helpless passenger floating through the
Worry is a misuse of your imagination.
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