Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.
I was married to a simian, knuckle-draggin', cousin-lovin', dog-sellin', trailer-dwellin' brainless amoeba on the booger farm of the bayou. I know that sounds really hateful, but I assure you he doesn't understand hyphenated references. My Rabelaisian wit was all but lost on him.
I would like it if men had to partake in the same hormonal cycles to which we're subjected monthly. Maybe that's why men declare war- because they have a need to bleed on a regular basis.
I'm so Southern I'm related to myself.
Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years.
The older I get the simpler the definition of maturity seems: It's the length of time between when I realize someone is a jackass and when I tell them that they're one.
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