All creatures must learn to coexist. That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony. Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.
--Betty White
Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.
--Betty White
Friendship takes time and energy if it's going to work. You can luck into something great, but it doesn't last if you don't give it proper appreciation. Friendship can be so comfortable, but nurture it- don't take it for granted.
--Betty White
Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly.
--Betty White
I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues slapped. Whatever turns you on.
--Betty White
I like double entendre because then the people who get it enjoy it, and the people who don't get it don't know about it.
--Betty White
If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.
--Betty White
Keep the other person's well-being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
--Betty White
My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'
--Betty White
Once someone has had the good fortune to share a true love affair with a Golden Retriever, one's life and one's outlook is never quite the same.
--Betty White
People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...' At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board.
--Betty White
Snow always inspires such awe in me. Just consider one tiny snowflake alone, so delicate, so fragile, so ethereal. And yet, let a billion of them come together through the majestic force of nature, they can screw up a whole city.
--Betty White
There is no fool like an old fool.
--Betty White
You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.
--Betty White
You don't luck into integrity. You work at it.
--Betty White
You're never too old for anything!
--Betty White
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