A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.
Liquor- you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.
There's no such thing as a little garlic.
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.
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