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Draw your salary before spending it.
--Artemus Ward
He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life.
--Artemus Ward
I am not a politician, and my other habits are good, also.
--Artemus Ward
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.
--Artemus Ward
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it.
--Artemus Ward
The fack can't be no longer disgised that a Krysis is onto us.
--Artemus Ward
The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop over. G. Washington never slopt over.
--Artemus Ward
The Puritans nobly fled from a land of despotism to a land of freedim, where they could not only enjoy their own religion, but could prevent everybody else from enjoyin' his.
--Artemus Ward
The sun has a right to 'set' where it wants to, and so, I may add, has a hen.
--Artemus Ward
We can't all be Washingtons, but we can all be patriots.
--Artemus Ward
Why is this thus? What is the reason of this thusness?
--Artemus Ward
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