A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.
--Alexander Woollcott
A combination of Little Nell and Lady Macbeth. (on Dorothy Parker).
--Alexander Woollcott
A hick town is one in which there is no place to go where you shouldn't be.
--Alexander Woollcott
A sensitive, creative artist with a fine sense of double-entry bookkeping. (re: Samuel Goldwyn).
--Alexander Woollcott
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
--Alexander Woollcott
At 83, (George Bernard) Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.
--Alexander Woollcott
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.
--Alexander Woollcott
His huff arrived and he departed in it.
--Alexander Woollcott
I am tired of hearing that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.
--Alexander Woollcott
I count it a high honor to belong to a profession in which the good men write every paragraph, every sentence, every line, as lovingly as any Addison or Steele, and do so in full regard that by tomorrow it will have been burned, or used, if at all, to line a shelf.
--Alexander Woollcott
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy; I wish only to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
(In a reply to a get well card).
--Alexander Woollcott
In the world we must be unworldly, in the theater the actor must be untheatrical.
--Alexander Woollcott
It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!
--Alexander Woollcott
Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
--Alexander Woollcott
Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
--Alexander Woollcott
One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.
--Alexander Woollcott
Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.
--Alexander Woollcott
The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.
--Alexander Woollcott
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.
--Alexander Woollcott
The two oldest professions in the world- ruined by amateurs. (re: acting and prostitution).
--Alexander Woollcott
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
--Alexander Woollcott
To all things clergic
I am allergic.
--Alexander Woollcott
You haven't lived until you died in New York.
--Alexander Woollcott
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