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Tuesday, July 06, 2004

It's Spiderrific

I've been a life-long Superman fan, but I have to admit that Spider-Man 2 is the standard against which all other films in the genre will be judged. And that's a disservice to the film. As Roger Ebert said, it's the superhero movie for people who don't go to superhero movies. It has an emotional core and soul that's rich and sincere.

My son and I saw it last night, and it really took me by surprise. It has the requisite computer-generated action sequences/spectacles, and they're flawless. But the flash and glitter is secondary to the real story. This is no typical summer popcorn movie. It has weight and substance, and addresses the problem even mere mortals like ourselves must face throughout our lives: the wrenching choice between pursuing one's true desires or living up to the responsibilities handed to us by our life situations.

Despite my curmudgeonly nature, I have to admit I'm a romantic softy at heart, and the final exchange between Mary Jane and Peter actually brought a swell of emotion that I haven't experienced in a motion picture in quite some time.

And it was a kick to see the area of Chicago where I work on the big screen. While the film takes place in New York, the penultimate action sequence, Spider-Man rescuing an out-of-control elevated train, was shot by the film's second unit on the CTA tracks just a block from my office building.

If there's any justice, Spider-Man 2 will garner more than technical prizes at next year's Academy Awards. Director Sam Raimi deserves an Oscar, as do the screenwriters and actors.

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